1 baar 1 naya Science teacher class mein aaya aur students se bola: "Bachon, main bahut bada Science teacher hoon, mere se kuch bhi pucho"
1 Harami bachche ne haath uthaaya aur bola, "Master Ji, jab hum finger mein ring pehente hain aur phir woh ring utaarte hain, to woh jagah gori ho jaati hai. Aise hi jab hum socks pehente hain aur utaarte hain to pair gore ho jaate hain, par jab hum chaddi pehen kar utaarte hain to Lund gora kyun nahi hota"?
Master ne bachche ko mann-hi-mann gaaliyaan di aur bola: "Beta, woh isiliye ki tumhara lund hamesha doosri phuddiyon ko buri nazar se dekhta hai"
Bachcha: "To usse lund ke kaale rehne ka kya connection hai"?
Master: "Bhosdi Ke, kabhi suna nahi, BURI NAZAR WALE TERA MUH KAALA
Moral:
For a change Teacher rocked this time. :D
1 Harami bachche ne haath uthaaya aur bola, "Master Ji, jab hum finger mein ring pehente hain aur phir woh ring utaarte hain, to woh jagah gori ho jaati hai. Aise hi jab hum socks pehente hain aur utaarte hain to pair gore ho jaate hain, par jab hum chaddi pehen kar utaarte hain to Lund gora kyun nahi hota"?
Master ne bachche ko mann-hi-mann gaaliyaan di aur bola: "Beta, woh isiliye ki tumhara lund hamesha doosri phuddiyon ko buri nazar se dekhta hai"
Bachcha: "To usse lund ke kaale rehne ka kya connection hai"?
Master: "Bhosdi Ke, kabhi suna nahi, BURI NAZAR WALE TERA MUH KAALA
Moral:
For a change Teacher rocked this time. :D
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