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Ek PAKISTANI USA se apni AMMI ko phone karta hai.

KHAN: AMMI Jaan! muje AIDS ho gaya hai.

AMMI: Tu wapas mat aana BETA.

KHAN: kyo AMMI

AMMI: agar tu aaya to Teri BIWI ko AIDs hoga,

Teri BIWI se tere BHAI ko

Tere BHAI se NOKRANI ko,

NOKRANI se tere ABBA ko,
Tere ABBA se teri MAUSI ko,
Teri MAUSI se tere MOUSA ko,
Tere MOUSA se Muje,
Muj se hamare DRIVER ko,
Driver se teri Behen ko

Aur Agar teri bahen ko ho gaya to saare GAON ko ho jayega!

Tuje mera vasta
Saare GAON ko bachale BETA.. mat aana..