19 Jan 2013

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husband: jaan aaj maine sapne me b tumhe dekha.

wife: kya dekha tumne sweet heart?

husband: tum bed pe leti ho aur main rum me aa rha hu
fir dheere se tumhare pass baitha hu
fir dhere se tumhare hoto pr hath laga rha hu
fir dheere se tumhare boobs daba rha hu.
fir tumhari panty khol dee maine
aur fir bs tum samjh jao..

wife (sharmate hue): main samjh gyi..

husband (excitemen me): really?

wife: hmmm fir tumne meri panty kholi aur hath lagate hi tumhara jhadh gya...
madarchod sapne me to chod leta.... ab sapne me b tujhe SHEEGRA PATAN hone laga

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