5

Female BRAIN:

20% Jewellery
20% Shopping
20% Money
20% Enjoy
10% Kitchen care
10% Fuck *nerd* 

Male Brain:

70% Fuck
10% How to Fuck
10% whom to fuck &
10% where to fuck ? =))

4

barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho,
to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay
neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar gili na ho

3

Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!
Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao

2

Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc:Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!

1

Aadmi or cockroch ki baatcheet:-

Aadmi-mera to lund hi tumse bahut bada aur mota hai.
Cockroch:- fir bhi tumhari bv ki gand mujhe dekh k jyada fatati hai.